Hi! Mother here... Are you nuts????????? Remember who screwed up the world, gas, food, borders, people, life, war, families and a few more non essiential items??????? Think about it REPUBLICANS!!! Besides I taught you not to brag!
Thanks for the correction on Karl Marx, I figured you had him on speed dial, sorry I missed the C. Darwin fanclub night. So where do I start?
World- Too broad of subject, but I'm sure Hillary can straiten in out for us
Gas- The federal Government collects approx. .50 cents for every gallon of gasoline sold in the United States. Exxon collected a profit per gallon in 2005 of approx. .08 cents. Given that they have done the research, built the oil rigs, and refined the crude oil, obviously socilism has done the American people justice regarding the price of gas.
Food- You are absolutley right. i take peace in knowing that a single father, raising two kids, equatible upon custody (case in point, ME last year), qualifies for nothing. While a mother, who not only gets energy assistance, a second income (un reportable, unless married), and could be eligible for daycare assistance (provided the provider was liscensed with the State) is given food stamps, or I'm sorry, a debit card, issued by the State to buy named brand french fries, dole salad mix, and a few of those microwaveble devils food cake mixes. God I hate the food shortage!
Boarders- Now wait a minute! i thought there was current legislation proposed under the brilliant leadership of Nancy Pelosi that would guide our fellow illegal immigrants toward a path to citizenship. nevermind the fact that a $5,000 fine completley exhonorates them out of breaking what is considered only an administrative rule (we can't say they've broken the law anymore) and the fact that they've jumped in front of thousands of people who've waited in line for years to be a part of this country, and played by the rules. But I'll split this one with you. Republicans do jack shit about it because it's cheaper to hire an Illegal to pick cabbage than it is to hire an American worker (haven't seen the unions point that one out yet) And the democrats stand behind people that break the law in order to get the Latino vote. It's shameless on both sides of the isle.
People- Oh, you mean the people with their lips, eyes, and asses peirced? Dave and dave or Jan and Jan getting married and having parental athority over young children, partial birth abortions, or Julio in Marshalltown gutting pigs with a stolen social security number? Yea, we really screwed that one up.
Life- I will fight for the life of any unborn child. They won't. Hey, murder is any mothers choice.
War- It's an awful thing. But I'll glady support the troups and their families of those who fight for not only our freedeoms, our liberties, and our livelyhood. Rather you agree with the war or not, you'll never see one of my peoples names on any bill that defunds them and leaves them volnerable.
In the end, i don't care if it's a 'R' or a 'D' behind my name, so long as what is happening is in the best interset of conservative values. The Union hasn't bought me yet.
I know I spelled troops wrong. Can't figure out how to edit comments. Sorry about the "union hasn't bought me yet" thing, that was a little out of line.
I woke up as usual around 10:30 and noted with deep satisfaction that the prols were already working for no less than 3 hours, sweating around the steel mills and automobile plants, making the CEO rich. I had a light Atkins-friendly breakfast consisting of a pound of Beluga caviar and poached eggs of American Bald Eagle. I yelled a little at the servants for failing to procure freshly chopped dolphin liver, but it was too early to get really loud.
I then went for the unnecessary drive in my Cadillac SUV dragging behind me a trailer with a huge boat, which I did not need, but it looked impressive. I drove for about 200 miles in the second gear, just wasting gas. When I pulled up to the gas station, I spilled at least a pint of gas on the ground. They say it buggers up the ozone layer. I like that! You didn’t pay for it, so don’t tell me what to do with it! To cause further damage to the atmosphere, I had a lunch of beans.
While chopping down the ugly 400 year old oak tree, I noticed a stray cat. I tortured it a little, to offer myself a pleasant diversion.
It was a fulfilling and useful day.
Okay, so I plajorized that one
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Hi! Mother here...
Are you nuts?????????
Remember who screwed up the world, gas, food, borders, people, life, war, families and a few more non essiential items???????
Think about it REPUBLICANS!!!
Besides I taught you not to brag!
Thanks for the correction on Karl Marx, I figured you had him on speed dial, sorry I missed the C. Darwin fanclub night.
So where do I start?
World- Too broad of subject, but I'm sure Hillary can straiten in out for us
Gas- The federal Government collects approx. .50 cents for every gallon of gasoline sold in the United States. Exxon collected a profit per gallon in 2005 of approx. .08 cents. Given that they have done the research, built the oil rigs, and refined the crude oil, obviously socilism has done the American people justice regarding the price of gas.
Food- You are absolutley right. i take peace in knowing that a single father, raising two kids, equatible upon custody (case in point, ME last year), qualifies for nothing. While a mother, who not only gets energy assistance, a second income (un reportable, unless married), and could be eligible for daycare assistance (provided the provider was liscensed with the State) is given food stamps, or I'm sorry, a debit card, issued by the State to buy named brand french fries, dole salad mix, and a few of those microwaveble devils food cake mixes. God I hate the food shortage!
Boarders- Now wait a minute!
i thought there was current legislation proposed under the brilliant leadership of Nancy Pelosi that would guide our fellow illegal immigrants toward a path to citizenship.
nevermind the fact that a $5,000 fine completley exhonorates them out of breaking what is considered only an administrative rule (we can't say they've broken the law anymore) and the fact that they've jumped in front of thousands of people who've waited in line for years to be a part of this country, and played by the rules.
But I'll split this one with you.
Republicans do jack shit about it because it's cheaper to hire an Illegal to pick cabbage than it is to hire an American worker (haven't seen the unions point that one out yet)
And the democrats stand behind people that break the law in order to get the Latino vote.
It's shameless on both sides of the isle.
People- Oh, you mean the people with their lips, eyes, and asses peirced? Dave and dave or Jan and Jan getting married and having parental athority over young children, partial birth abortions, or Julio in Marshalltown gutting pigs with a stolen social security number? Yea, we really screwed that one up.
Life- I will fight for the life of any unborn child. They won't.
Hey, murder is any mothers choice.
War- It's an awful thing. But I'll glady support the troups and their families of those who fight for not only our freedeoms, our liberties, and our livelyhood.
Rather you agree with the war or not, you'll never see one of my peoples names on any bill that defunds them and leaves them volnerable.
In the end, i don't care if it's a 'R' or a 'D' behind my name, so long as what is happening is in the best interset of conservative values. The Union hasn't bought me yet.
I know I spelled troops wrong. Can't figure out how to edit comments.
Sorry about the "union hasn't bought me yet" thing, that was a little out of line.
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